September 11, 2003
rotten eggs

Here is my contribution to modern society, for anyone to take and do with what they will. There is a desperate need for some kind of adult undergarment with af charcoal filtration layer or something, to absorb the noise and odor resulting from accidental and/or chronic flatulence. Sort of like Depends for farters. This would obviously entail the construction of some sort of infrastructure to handle the toxic waste that would result from such a product, but I think it's well worth it. Stimulate the economy, and all that.

And I am certainly not suggesting this because I share an "office" with someone with a terrible fart-gas problem. Heavens, no.

(September 11, 2003 08:59 PM)
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im doing a science fair help me?

Posted by: melissa on October 28, 2003 08:43 AM
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