September 16, 2003

I'm totally getting one of these. We don't have a dog, but I figure I can strap one of those things on myself, and learn dog language. By emulating their barks and howls, and reading back what they mean, I should be able to communicate with any dog I come across in a fairly short time. Then, after I establish myself as their leader, and assemble my vast canine army, this city will experience a crime wave the likes of which has never been seen before! Then those fools will pay! Oh, how they'll pay!!

..uhhh, I mean, I like puppies.

(September 16, 2003 10:59 AM)
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